{"id":11,"date":"2008-11-01T12:03:38","date_gmt":"2008-11-01T12:03:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eifel-huhn.de\/?p=11"},"modified":"2022-01-21T10:47:31","modified_gmt":"2022-01-21T10:47:31","slug":"testament-beim-arzt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eifel-huhn.de\/index.php\/testament-beim-arzt\/","title":{"rendered":"Testament beim Arzt ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mitten in der Nacht wird der Hausarzt aus dem Bett geholt. Ein Patient hat einen Notfall und er muss sofort in die Praxis. Nach einem starkem Kaffe macht sich der Arzt in seine Praxis und trifft dort auf den Patienten, der bereits seit 20 Minuten vor der T\u00fcr steht. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Nach einer Untersuchung fragt der Doktor den Patienten, ob er sein Testament schon gemacht hat.<\/p>\n<p>Der Patient erwidert: &#8222;Nein, ist es wirklich so schlimm ? Was ist denn los ? Muss ich sterben ? &#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Daraufhin der Doktor: &#8222;Rufen Sie sofort die n\u00e4chsten Verwandet und einen Notar f\u00fcr Ihr Testament&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>Der Patient: &#8222;o Gottt ist es wirklich so schlimm ? geht es mit mir zuende ?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Der Doktor&#8220; Nein aber warum soll ich der einzige sein, die Sie um die Zeit grundlos aus dem Bett holen ? &#8222;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mitten in der Nacht wird der Hausarzt aus dem Bett geholt. Ein Patient hat einen Notfall und er muss sofort in die Praxis. 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